You see it as a gilded cage but really it’s more like a fishbowl.

I will end up in the East River and she will wear a navy dress to my funeral.

I tell anyone who will listen that I’m getting married in January. Outdoors. In Antarctica.

In person we are messy because our editors took the afternoon off.

These days, we keep having conversations just to say we can’t keep having conversations.

It is less like a game of chess and more like a message in a bottle.

Can’t you see how empowered women are? Haven’t you heard that god is a woman?

The day job.